June 2012
How come whenever I get out of the shower I find...
………………..and g&ts make everything better
I've been working my life away...
but atleast i loveee most of the people I work with!
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neverlandandbeyond replied to your post: Got my hair highlighted today for the first time…
to fix it if you didn’t like it, you shouldn’t be charged. that’s how most places run
Yes but most places dont usually have the hair stylist leaving the girl with foils in her hair for 20 minutes to go show the police she isn’t hiding someone her back closet. I think the color on the top...
Got my hair highlighted today for the first time in my life.
In the midst of getting my hair done… the stylist was in the middle of a freaking police chase… and kept getting distracted by cops coming in and questioning her and phone calls.
the top of my head is way lighter than the rest of it. I think it looks retarded. I paid $110 (and only tipped her 11 because she was so...
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
what a night.
As if the heat and the dinner rush which the kitchen was apparently not expecting/prepared for were not enough…
one of the line cooks had a horrible seizure and was convulsing and vomiting (on the head chef and one of the waiters that were trying to pull him out from under the stove where he fell.) while customers were bitching and yelling at the servers for their food taking so long which...
actually...
I would rather play the law and order SVU drinking game and eat Five Guys instead.
Let's play the...
I think I will win…
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“It just takes some time little girl
you’re in the middle of the ride...”
Tumblr is more entertaining during the school...
I have better things to do in the summer.
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so my work was just on phantom gourmet… and I watched it with my coworkers…. it was pretty hilarious.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
WatchThis is wayyy too cool not to reblog. This is what the genius students at MIT are doing right now.
If you go to another country... learn the fucking...
Do not go into a restaurant (that is clearly empty) and order $65 worth of food with complicated substitutions…. leave your empty cigarette boxes and gum wrappers on your plates…….and then tip $4. I fucking hate foreigners. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.
